Well, I don't know if anyone will buy it but, might as well try.

This account will have no mweors except one
The messages will be cleared, meaning none in the inbox.
It is #86897. Fairly low I guess.

Now, some pros and cons.

Pros:
Fairly Low Post number
No messages in the inbox
Comes with a mweor with 22,636 points
Size 24 shop(96 items)
Kind of low number
No fines.
Shiny until May 09 2012
Possibly 5+ mil!

Cons:
64 retired mweors
Starter is retired

I'll accept Items, MM, MP, ala cash, Bones or USD.