About Me

Use the Issue Hub. I will not answer issues/problems through messages.

I became a moderator on June, 21st, 2012! :)

My name is Clayton, I'm 22 years old, male and I live in Canada with my pets. My hobbies include drawing [for $$ or for fun], practicing taxidermy, and collecting furs, pelts, hides, skulls and bones. I have quite an extensive, expensive, and growing collection.
I like to think that I'm a pretty nice guy if you don't get on my bad side, but I'm sure many people have differing opinions on me as I tend to be very crass, sardonic, harsh and very vocal about my opinions on controversial subjects [or just anything, to be honest].

I like just about everybody I've met on Alacrity and I hope to continue meeting many more awesome people. :)

Breeding/Buying

My Breedings

I will only breed blue APBT with blue, green, albino or blue/green/albino mismatched eyes. I will immediately cull any dogs that have tan markings or eyes/coat that are not stated as above.
- I will not breed my dogs with any dogs that have tan markings, or are not maxed. Stud requests will not be accepted unless they fit the above criteria, and even so, I may deny a request for whatever reason.

Buying My Puppies

- "Why are your dogs so expensive?"
My Pit Bulls are for the majority, bred entirely by me.. meaning, I breed my dogs to each other (no in-breeding which makes it hard) and when I am desperate for new blood, I buy a dog from the outside. The trouble with my line is my standards.. I will only breed blue-coated dogs (harder) with green/blue/albino eyes (even harder) and this is very hard to find in outside dogs.. so my lines were SLOW at crawling up the TP ladder (I've hit the cap!). My lines are consistently the highest-TP Pit Bulls for sale on the whole site, I haven't seen anybody sell a higher-TP Pit Bull in a long time, so my prices will continue to be high.
- I will block users from buying my dogs if they like to breed before maxing. I will not sell to users who breed before maxing or users who put unmaxed or horribly low TP dogs up for stud. Users who do this will not come off my no-sell/ban list. If you are on my no-sell list, you have done something mentioned above!
- I do not put people on my no-sell list for no reason, there would be no point to that. If someone is on my no-sell list, it is because they have either bred before maxing, put unmaxed dogs up for stud, bred horrible-tp dogs (under 150TP), bought and retired good-tp dogs or mass-breed (puppy-milling). I do not like to contribute to any of those, so I do not sell to people who do.
- Pups for sale can be seen in my "FOR SALE" kennel and are up for auction and autobuy for relatively cheap. Dogs are for sale at my set price for 2 weeks, then they are retired. If you do not see a dollar-sign, auction-sign or bone beside a dog's name, it is NOT FOR SALE. Do not bother asking, it's annoying having people ask me for my dogs that aren't for sale :(
I DO NOT GIVE REFUNDS. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU WANT A DOG BEFORE BIDDING OR BUYING.

An exception is made here if I accidentally put a dog up for sale that was not meant to be. I will gladly refund you your $$ if I want the dog back and I may even give you another dog in exchange as well.

NO TIRE KICKERS!

Additional Note:

- I do not maliciously retire pound/sale dogs for fun. I purchase garbage-tp [under 150] dogs and retire them to clean up the site. Many other users do this as well. If you have a problem with me doing this with sale/pound dogs, feel free to add me to your no-sell list. People who harass me about doing this get blocked.

My Art

I do not be accept bones or alacrity $$ as payment for commissions. I take commissions to pay for my pets' food, toys, vet appointments and medicine, so bones and virtual money just won't cut it.. sorry :P

I am currently CLOSED for commissions. PM me

Kennel Symbols

JrCh (Junior Champion) - Dogbert
Ch (Champion) - Scooby
ACh (Advanced Champion) - Odie
GCh (Grand Champion) - Toto
AGCh (Advanced Grand Champion) - Marley
IGCh (International Grand Champion) - Otis
UGCh (Universal Grand Champion) - Gromit
SGCh (Supreme Grand Champion) - Snoopy

One of the titles mentioned before a dog's name means MAXED. I only trial maxed dogs.
"☆" before a dog's name means UNMAXED
"❤" before a dog's name means BEING TRAINED
"❈" before a dog's name means DOG IS FROZEN
"Ɍ" before a dog's name means it will be RETIRED if not sold within ONE WEEK.
"©" before a dog's name means its TP is CAPPED.

Item/Companion Rentals

Chance/Breeder Perk/Heat Cookie/Fox Cub:

- I rent out two my Chances for $30,000 each for ONE breeding. I am also willing to aid in breeding with my Breeder Perk PLUS Chance for $40,000. That is a TP increase of 25%.
- Assisting with breeding with ONLY my Breeder Perk will be $10,000.
- I will rent out my Heat Cookie for $25,000 but only to people who do not mass-breed and only to people who I trust will not mass-breed and I will also rent out my Fox Cub for $30,000.
- I reserve the right to deny these items to whoever I want, for whatever reason.
- I will not rent out my breeding items or services to those who do not max before breeding.

Scholar Collar:

- I rent out my 21 Scholar Collars. Please MESSAGE ME for prices, they are based on TP.
- ALL SCHOLAR COLLARS ARE OPEN.
- Scholar Collars are to be used ONLY ON ONE DOG AT A TIME UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE. You cannot switch the collar to other dogs. You can also not let anybody else borrow it, rent it out, sell it or trade it.
- By contacting me to rent my Scholar Collar, you agree that I am renting it to you, not selling. I require my Scholar Collar to be sent back upon maxing of the dog.
- I like to keep my ducks in a row, I do check up on people renting my items, and I check up on them often. If I catch them breaking the above rule, I will ask them to switch it back to the dog. After that, I will have to contact the admins. I do not want to have to do that, but I take it very seriously when people are using my rare items.
People who break my rules of renting my items will not receive a refund when I request it back.

My Training/Maxing Services

Training Sessions:

I have about 200 or so training sessions between my two accounts and I sell them.
- Sessions incl. Scholar Collar, Trainer Perk and In-Kennel = $250 each.
- Sessions incl. Trainer Perk and In-Kennel = $200 each.
I only sell these when I have nobody in my kennel being maxed, you can view who I am maxing below.

Maxing:

I AM NOT MAXING DOGS. IF YOU CONTACT ME ABOUT MAXING YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY BE PUT ON MY BLOCK LIST FOR INABILITY TO READ.
I DO max dogs, for bones or for Alacrity $.. and maxing includes Scholar Collar, Trainer Perk, Rejuvenator, Amur Leopard, Savage Werewolf, Golden Leash and they are fed Agility Chow whenever they get hungry. I will accept bones as payment.
My prices have been removed to protect my business from copycats ;) Please message me for prices!
If you would like me to max your dog(s), please message me! I will put you on a list if I am currently maxing a dog for someone, or I will be willing to take your dog right then and there. If your dog is fully trained in basic, I may even be able to estimate the time it will take to max him/her.