My Life on Alacrity
Greetings
Welcome to Desire’s Kennels
I suppose you would like to know a little bit about me. I am a 22-year-old woman who just moved to Florida. I love music, and miss my concert community that I left in Ohio. I follow several bands around pretty much anytime they set foot on a stage near me. This includes artists like Shinny Penny, Scarlet White, Graceful Closure, Egypt Speaks, Chris Bernstorf, As We Ascend, and Random Hero….. Just to name a few.
I love writing and will do so on request, though depending on what it is I’m writing, I may charge a fee – my writings are my babies – I don’t give those away easily. I specialize in poetry and creative writing.
I can’t draw to save my life, but my fiancée, who’ve I’ve been in a relationship with for a little over a year, can. He’s especially good at flowers.
I have 3 dogs, at present. There’s Magic, my fuzzball… er… Miniature Poodle mix…. that was rescued from a no-kill shelter several years ago. He’s about 11 years old. Then there’s Coley, my dad’s spoiled-rotten Miniature Schnauzer. Last – and dare I say least? – is my mother’s “oh, you poor thing” Dorkie (I mean, Yorkie), Simon. He’s blind, pretty much deaf (or rather, you say, “Oh, come here, Simon!” and he walks all interestedly towards the other end of the room), has pretty much no sense of smell (he begs for food from the dishwasher), and is entirely blind (uses his ears to let him know whether or not he’s gonna run into something, falls off the couch because he doesn’t know it drops off and wanders around the house like a game of pinball).

Other Sites
Right now, I am mainly on Alacrity. I also play on the following sites occasionally:
• ChickenSmoothie
o I am working on making a sales thread on here for pets I don’t want on there
• FelisFire
o Haven’t been on here in FOREVER…. But I have an account
• Horse Isle 1 & 2
o Okay, so my account may have been deleted on 1, but 2 I’m on Life Cycle (my horses have likely all passed away) and Eternal.
• Furry Paws
o Three accounts, working on selling dogs to start breeding projects over.
• Wajas
o Where it all started

Let me know if there are any others I should play on.
Also, let me know if I should join any RPs on here – I want to get back into character development and writing as characters, as I took a 3-year hiatus on that because of college. I graduate with my associates in accounting in June, though, and will have more free time for this.


About My Kennels
I have a partnership of sorts with Rein where we have given each other 25% off of dog sales and $100 breedings. We can also borrow each other’s items as needed.
I have a deal with Mx. Mirridiot, that they can have the first claim on glitched dogs from my Troubled Gates Dog Rescue kennel, though they still must pay for the dogs.
As you may have noticed, I have several kennels that I sort my 900+ dogs in. Let me tell you a little more about them.

Siberian Huskies
I have sorted my Huskies into three groupings and will describe each below. Do not ask to purchase any of the dogs in these groups. I intend to max, pair, and breed the dogs in these groups.
Huskies
These are dogs that follow a certain marking/trait guide and have curled tails.
Wolves
These are dogs that follow a certain marking/trait guide and have straight tails.
Wolfdogs
These are dogs that have a combination of the characteristics that I define as “wolf” or “husky.”

Shiba Inus
My Shiba Inus are split up into two groupings. Shibas and Civet Shibas. Do not ask to purchase any dogs within this group. I intend to max, pair, and breed the dogs in these groups.

Shelties
My personal Shetland Sheepdogs are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intend to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Paps
My personal Papillons are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intend to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

JTTs
My personal Jack Russell Terriers are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intend to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Danes
My personal Great Danes are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intended to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Shepherds
My personal German Shepherds are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intended to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Catas
My personal Catahoula Curs are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intended to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Zois
My personal Borzois are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intended to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Borders
My personal Border Collies are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intended to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Aussies
My personal Australian Shepherds are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intended to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Personal Sales
Dogs you will find here are either dogs I’ve bred or dogs that I have acquired/designed/immortalized that are immortal. These dogs may be priced higher, but I am willing to haggle their prices.

Pitties
My personal American Pit Bull Terriers are kept here. Do not ask to purchase them. I intended to max, pair, and breed the dogs in this group.

Foundation Rescues
One day, I began to wonder what happened to all of the dogs from the Foundation Auctions after they were done being auctioned, and came to the conclusion that these dogs were lost to account #1, which is part of the reason that page freezes up should you ever try to look at the list of dogs on it. So, I decided to start taking some of them in, to
• Give people the option to buy good-quality first-generation dogs that they might start their own clean lines with.
• Let people buy a foundation dog that they love, but might not have been around to get when that foundie was up for auction.
My foundies are for sale upon request and become breedable once trained.
• Sale price is the result of the following equation:
o 6000 + (100 if basic trained) + (TP*Percentage of Training Completed)
• Breeding
o For Males
 TP*Percentage of Training Completed
o For Females
 (TP*Percentage of Training Completed) * 2

The Vet
Once I get 100 free slots that I don’t end up filling with rescue dogs (this is gonna be difficult), I plan to offer vet services to people, as I have the convenience on my account of a Vet Perk. Services will include:
• $20 Vaccinations
o No boarding costs will incur unless you leave your dog with me longer than a day, at which point I will charge you a $100 boarding fee per day. Dogs that are left with me for longer than one day will have $100 per day they stay with me added to their bill.
• 40% off accidents
o How this service will work is, if your dog has an accident, message me, and send the dog over. I will heal its ailment for you and board the dog until it is recovered from the accident (as transferring a recovering dog takes longer to heal if it is transferred) at no cost. You will receive a message that the dog is healed. You will be charged for the accident when you pick up your dog.
 Cost will include 40% of the normal cost to heal the dog, plus $100 ala cash for each day past the healed date the dog remains in my care, plus $20 for any instance where I also vaccinate the dog (so if the dog stays with me for two weeks after it has recovered from its accident, and it costs you $40 for the ailment, you would also be charged $1,400 for boarding and $40 for vaccinations).
 If your dog is not vaccinated, it will cost you $20 extra on top of the discounted vet service fee.

Old Dog Rescue
This is where I keep dogs that are older than 192 days. I will take on your retired trial dogs if you no longer want them, but I am not purchasing them. Hence, the rescue part of this. Females will be spayed upon entry into this group, as they are old, and having a litter could kill them at this point. Males can be neutered on request when surrendered or may be neutered if they don’t have a clean line (i.e. are line bred or inbred). Males with clean lines that are not neutered will be available for breeding, as their health is not affected by breeding. These dogs will be decorated nicely and will keep their decorations on until they pass away.
These dogs are not adoptable. Please do not request to purchase them.
Their breeding options are:
• Breeding
o For Males
 TP*Percentage of Training Completed

Visitors
Dogs pending adoption are kept here, as are dogs waiting to be picked up from their vet services. I currently do not offer regular boarding nor training services, so please do not ask.

Troubled Gates Dog Rescue
These are dogs that are either a part of my Economic Cleanup Project that I don’t end up keeping for breeding or dogs from my Pound Rescue project.
Some of them may have items on them, but keep in mind – these items do not come with the dog upon purchase. If you would like an item on one of the dogs, message me, and I will let you know whether or not I am selling the item. If you would like to buy a dog with all accessories included, the price of the accessories will be added to the dog at current market value for the items.
The Pound Rescue project is simple – I see a dog in the pound, I adopt it from the pound, feed it, vaccinate it, train it, and adopt it out to a home where it will be valued. These dogs are not able to be bred but will make good beauty show and trailing dogs.
The Economic Cleanup Rescue is a little more complex, and some people may hold a grudge against me for it, but I am trying to help the dogs of Alacrity become more valued. If you sell a dog for under $1,000 I will most likely purchase it for you, and, yes, resell it for more. *dodges some angry comments* My purpose behind this is to raise the value of dogs being sold on ala. Dogs that I get from this project that are line bred or inbred will be spayed or neutered. Their adoption fees and breeding options are as follows:
• Breeding
o For Males
 TP*Percentage of Training Completed
o For Females
 (TP*Percentage of Training Completed) * 2


Services I Offer

Vet Services
See “Vet” under Kennels

Unwanted Dogs
You may surrender an unwanted dog to me, should you wish to no longer have it. If you would like, message me, and let me know if you want updates on the dog’s progress, specifications about what to do with the dog (spay/neuter/specifically rescue, etc) or if you would like up to $1,000 compensation. Best to fill out my Surrender Form, as shown below. Note that once I have the dog, I am free to do what I want with it, unless otherwise noted, meaning I may choose to keep the dog, or spay/neuter it as I see fit.

User ID:
Dog ID:
Reason for Surrender:
Would you like updates on this dog?
Would you like the dog to be spayed/neutered?
Would you like compensation for this dog?
Would you like the dog to be a rescue only, or are you okay with it becoming one of my personal dogs?
By surrendering this dog, you are aware that I may spay/neuter this dog at my choosing, that I will keep the dog until it passes away if it is over 192 months upon surrender, and that, unless specified, I may do with the dog as I please. I do not retire or impound dogs, so you won’t have to worry about that. If you understand this disclaimer, type your full username and your account ID number underneath this statement.

Adoption
I actively seek to find the dogs in my Troubled Gates Dog Rescue and Foundation Rescue kennels new homes. If interested in adopting one of these dogs, fill out the Adoption Application below:

User ID:
Dog ID(s) you are interested in:
Do you want to use this dog for breeding?
Do you want to use this dog for beauty shows?
Do you want to use this dog for trials?
Would you like to buy the dog’s items with the dog? Note that these items will cost you more than just the dog’s adoption fee and that the dog generally does not come with them.
What is your reasoning for wanting to purchase the dogs you are interested in?
What personality do you prefer in a dog?
Would you be okay with me suggesting a dog that would be a better fit for you to adopt, if I do not see that the dog you are currently interested would be a good fit?
Do you retire dogs? If so, for what reasoning?
Do you place dogs in the pound? If so, for what reason?
If you should no longer want a dog you have rescued from me, please return the dog to me, and I will fully refund you their adoption fee. If you agree with this statement, please type your entire username and your user ID below this statement.

Lineages
Want to know if your dog is inbred or linebred, or just want to know how many generations its ancestry goes back? Message me! My prices are as follows:
-Inbred/Linebred Check: $500
-Generation Check: $1,000
-Family Tree (Just Names): $1,000 per generation
-Family Tree (Just IDs): $2,000 per generation
-Family Tree (Names and IDs): $3,000 per generation

Doggy Dressup
Have a dog, but don't know what items to put on it? Send it on over to me, and I will dress it up for you. You will have to pay for any items equipped to the dog, so if there is a price limit, let me know! Message me before sending the dog.


Donations
As I run two rescues out of my kennel, and house over 800 dogs, donations are a welcome sight. You may specify a specific dog that an item is for if you would like. This item will go with the dog when it is adopted, as well, unless it is food, in which case it will be fed to your specified dog/group of dogs. These are items that I accept as donations, and what I do with said donations:
• Ala Cash
o Used for general account activities, such as item purchases, earning bank interest, buying food and décor for my dogs, etc.
• Bones
o Used for decors for the dogs and kennel slots
• Food
o Any food you can send my way helps me to feed my hoard of dogs
• Accessories
o Companions, collars, critters, backgrounds, etc. are welcome for either making a profit or fancying up a pup.
• Dog Sponsorships
o Adoption Fee
 You may pay a dog’s adoption fee so that someone else can adopt it for free!
o Training
 You may train a dog until it is maxed, but it will only be able to receive 20 sessions a day
o Feed
 Send in one piece of food a day for a specific dog
To those who donate, thank you very much!

Have a great day!
-WolvesOfDesire