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Save Bob? Or destroy Bob?

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Bob is a guy who has incredibly bad luck, then is some how saved. For example: Me: Bob wins a free trip to Hawaii!! (save) You: but Bob is captured by the natives! (destroy) Another person: but they captured Bob because they thought he was a god! (save) Yet another person: so they sacrificed Bob (destroy) And so on. After he is destroyed you must find someway to save him. After you save him he must be destroyed! :) I'll start: Bob walks his dog and finds 1 million dollars on the ground! (save)

10-9-2010 at 4:06 AM

But Bob's girlfriend used to be a zombie nurse and cured him instantly (save)

10-9-2010 at 3:40 AM

but the women gets bobs dog from outside and cooks him without bob knowing. Bob doesnt realise that the burger he just ate was his dog and he got food poisoning. (destroy).

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2010-10-08 17:41:23 by #722

10-9-2010 at 3:27 AM

But his ex-girlfriend was wearing a facial mask and the dog only ripped that off. Because of what the dog did bob tied the him up outside. (save)

10-9-2010 at 2:46 AM

But then bob goes to his ex-girlfriends house, and his dog bites her face off ;3 (destroy)

10-9-2010 at 2:26 AM

But Bob rips off his shirt revealing a large S on his shirt with red tights! After fighting off the zombies he found a dog, and also recieved a banana, 2 million dollars, and a picture of a zombies' beautiful, rich, ex-girlfriend with her name and address on it....

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2010-10-08 16:30:53 by #5747

2010-10-08 16:28:15 by #5747

10-9-2010 at 1:52 AM

But all of the people in his hometown were now zombies and they all circled him with no escape route. (Destroy)

10-9-2010 at 12:53 AM

But he used his super awesome ninja powers to escape! He then went back to his hometown. (Save)

10-8-2010 at 8:44 AM

And then Rosie O'Donald suddenly captured him. (destroyed, literally, DESTROYED!)

10-8-2010 at 8:04 AM

But he didn't know how to talk to the bears! (DESTROYYYY)

10-7-2010 at 11:06 PM

but bob had gone to college to be a centipede whisperer and won the centipedes' hearts :) (save)

10-7-2010 at 9:58 PM

The cave was full of venomous centipedes, which set upon Bob as soon as he stepped inside! (destroy.)

10-7-2010 at 6:33 PM

But their Fruit Roll-Up Nunchucks were rotten and they didnt harm Bod at all so he ran as quick as possible to a cave hide-out. (save)

10-6-2010 at 11:47 PM

Unfortunately for Bob, the Marshmallow's wife, Mrs. Chocolate, and his children, Sally Graham Cracker and Andrew Graham Cracker, were trained ninjas and destroyed Bob with their Fruit Roll-Up Nunchucks! (destroy)

10-6-2010 at 7:05 AM

Luckily Bob likes marshmallows, so he eats the marshmallow from the inside before it can smother him. (save)

10-6-2010 at 3:08 AM

But the marshmallow swallows him. (DESTROY!!)

10-5-2010 at 10:37 PM

But a flying marshmallow saves Bob at his time of peril, and Bob thanks him by going to marshmallow land with the marshmallow and tell everyone that the marshmallow is a hero!

10-5-2010 at 8:53 AM

Unfortunately Bob's wings are much too small to support him, and he plummets to his doom! (destroy)

10-5-2010 at 8:21 AM

Thankfully Bob is part eagle (though he didn't know it), and he sprouts wings in his time of need.

10-5-2010 at 4:17 AM

But then he runs away and accidentally runs off a cliff!!! (destroy)

10-5-2010 at 2:22 AM

But he lives by escaping (save)

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