Save Bob? Or destroy Bob?
Started By
Bob is a guy who has incredibly bad luck, then is some how saved. For example:
Me: Bob wins a free trip to Hawaii!! (save)
You: but Bob is captured by the natives! (destroy)
Another person: but they captured Bob because they thought he was a god! (save)
Yet another person: so they sacrificed Bob (destroy)
And so on. After he is destroyed you must find someway to save him. After you save him he must be destroyed! :)
I'll start: Bob walks his dog and finds 1 million dollars on the ground! (save)
funkychicken (#21693)
profile
message
04-13-2012 at 12:33 PM
Where the zookeeper is there with his katana. Waiting. (Destroy)
Sea Breeze (#21803)
profile
message
04-11-2012 at 12:23 PM
Bob sinks to the bottom and finds a magical teleporter, which brings him to a beach hut in hawaii! (Save)
Gummy(Doggers side) (#13413)
profile
message
03-23-2012 at 5:32 PM
But Bobs allergic to Jello(destroy)
Talon (#22560)
profile
message
03-22-2012 at 1:55 PM
But luckily the volcano was full of highly toxic jello so he won't burn!(save)
Azkani Surrender (#22188)
profile
message
03-16-2012 at 7:21 PM
Unfortunately his flying unicorn was new at flying and accidentally dropped him into a volcano (destroy)
Honeyb (#29)
profile
message
03-16-2012 at 2:57 PM
But Bob whistled for his flying unicorn to swoop in and save him. (save)
Azkani Surrender (#22188)
profile
message
03-15-2012 at 1:44 PM
Unfortunately the insane Zookeeper was also nearby eating his dinner, when he spotted Bob, he came charging in with his katana waving (destroy)<br /> <br /> (Also I have no idea why the zookeeper is carrying a katana, he's nuts though, so that may have a bit to do with it lol)
Honeyb (#29)
profile
message
03-15-2012 at 10:33 AM
But the lion was busy eating his dinner. He didn't notice Bob being flung into his cage. (save)
edit history
2012-03-15 07:33:26 by #29
Azkani Surrender (#22188)
profile
message
03-14-2012 at 2:15 PM
Unfortunately he bounced right off the trampoline into a lion's cage at the zoo! (destroy)
Honeyb (#29)
profile
message
03-14-2012 at 1:42 PM
Thankfully, there was a trampoline down below and he bounced to safety. (save)
Azkani Surrender (#22188)
profile
message
03-13-2012 at 8:44 PM
Unfortunately the window is five stories up (destroy)
Honeyb (#29)
profile
message
03-12-2012 at 12:42 PM
But he ducks out a window really fast. (save)
Sea (side) (#21804)
profile
message
03-9-2012 at 2:44 PM
But she is really a nut job and attempts to shoot him for not getting the right pair of glasses. (Destroy)
funkychicken (#21693)
profile
message
02-21-2012 at 4:58 PM
An extremely hot young lady finds Bob and, thinking kidney disease and unemployment is something really attractive, she asks him to marry her (Save)
Snoweh ♥ [Gone Gone Gone] (#856)
profile
message
02-21-2012 at 4:36 PM
But, Bob has too many of the pills and gets... kidney disease, and has to drop out of the job - once again unemployed. (destroy? xD)
edit history
2012-02-21 13:36:57 by #856
Bobbie (#1625)
profile
message
02-21-2012 at 9:19 AM
A famous dietician walking by sees bob, and an opportunity! Bob trades his extra middle for fame in the form of late night diet pill ads. (saved? not sure if anyone really wants that kind of fame. XD)
Bea1113-is a christmas tree (#15242)
profile
message
02-20-2012 at 7:30 PM
But his career as a male model changes once they had Bob take off his shirt after winter! His 6 pack was a bowl of jelly! (Destroy)
funkychicken (#21693)
profile
message
02-18-2012 at 7:23 PM
(Haha, double post. Don't mind me)
edit history
2012-02-18 16:23:53 by #21693
funkychicken (#21693)
profile
message
02-18-2012 at 7:22 PM
Thank goodness, Bob is made of pure awesomeness, so he merely bounces off his 6-pack when he hits the ground. He decides to work as a male model when he realize he had survived. (Save)
edit history
2012-02-18 16:25:10 by #21693
Nafia's Side (#7514)
profile
message
12-7-2011 at 8:52 PM
But the person he saved thinks bob is bad and pushes him off the building (destroy)