Santa Paws: 8 Days Left - Magical Lifelong Locket!
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Kaelizilla (#5)
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8 days of Christmas!
Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here in Mini Updates/Admin Updates. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, no, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.
Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although we LOVE a good giggle (and it seems that perhaps the post that gets the biggest giggle out of us may be worth something, too.
This drawing will be for: A Magical Lifelong Locket!
The winner will be given their Magical Lifelong Locket after the drawing!
Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here in Mini Updates/Admin Updates. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, no, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.
Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although we LOVE a good giggle (and it seems that perhaps the post that gets the biggest giggle out of us may be worth something, too.
This drawing will be for: A Magical Lifelong Locket!
The winner will be given their Magical Lifelong Locket after the drawing!
Sol (#14184)
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12-18-2011 at 2:57 AM
Evidently I can only be witty/funny on one account per day XD <br /> <br /> Enter please!
Signy Zombie (#2690)
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12-18-2011 at 2:53 AM
I am the very model of a modern Alacritarian.<br /> I'm knowledgeable on Pits and Paps and Huskies type Siberian.<br /> I beat the Riddler every time and never win the lottery,<br /> I never win in Mahjong there always hides a tile on me.<br /> I understand Chat Rules, the TOS and all of that which I must do<br /> To keep all things calm and peaceful for all players from old to the new.<br /> I know each Newbie Helper, Administrator and our crazy Mods<br /> From Pom to Larthy, Kit to Crev, and always Rob.<br /> <br /> I trial my dogs daily from Dogbert up to Snoopy<br /> Customs and Capped dogs are where I wasted all my money<br /> I know the breeds in order, Corgis, Paps up to Curs at end.<br /> For I am the very model of a modern Alacritarian!<br />
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2011-12-17 23:55:54 by #2690
Sol-leks (#12886)
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12-18-2011 at 2:38 AM
"Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!! Its the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY! NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. Problem Solved!!!"<br /> <br /> An ingenious idea. Don't know who thought of it, but I ran across it today :D <br /> <br /> Enter please :)
Foo-Friends (#14332)
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12-18-2011 at 12:42 AM
Do you know that in "The Twelve Days of Christmas" 260 gifts are given?!?!?!?<br /> <br /> And to buy your true love everything on this Christmas list, it would cost you over $100,000.<br /> <br /> Yessiree! 12 drummers drumming, 22 pipers piping, 30 lords-a-leaping, 36 ladies dancing, 40 maids-a-milking, 42 swans-a-swimming, 42 geese-a-laying, 40 gold rings, 36 calling birds, 30 French hens, 22 turtle doves, and 12 partridges in pear trees will cost you a whopping $101,119.<br /> <br /> Hopefully your true love isn't THAT high maintenance!
Nightmareslost [side] (#3127)
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12-18-2011 at 12:36 AM
Enter, please. Happy Holidays. :)
Akiru [Haiden's Survivor Half] (#18579)
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12-18-2011 at 12:28 AM
Posting on mah side, still couldn't think up any jokes :P
Nightmareslost (#3102)
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12-18-2011 at 12:22 AM
'We Wish You a Merry Christmas' = best holiday song. Not only does it contain a direct threat - 'we won't go until we get some,' it also goes on and on about figgy pudding. XD
Blue (#8892)
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12-18-2011 at 12:13 AM
Have you ever seen a dog freaking out snapping the air thinking that there is a fly buzzing by him, when really its a fly on TV thats buzzing around? Haha, I have! I used to have a Cocker Spaniel that did that :D<br /> <br /> Happy Holidays!
Bluur (#17359)
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12-18-2011 at 12:10 AM
Happy Holidays to all! :D
Stormy Winter (#18079)
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12-18-2011 at 12:04 AM
Enter? I'm not much of a joke teller. ^^;
Skii-Side (#8051)
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12-17-2011 at 11:39 PM
Enter :3
"Rawr Rawr" Skiisaurus (#7643)
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12-17-2011 at 11:38 PM
Enter <3
Vanilla Bean (#15197)
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12-17-2011 at 11:01 PM
oooooo....entering please ^_^
JazzyNBluez (#13065)
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12-17-2011 at 10:41 PM
Entering :)
Spuds (#4828)
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12-17-2011 at 10:40 PM
Entering.
wolfbaby17 (#11232)
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12-17-2011 at 10:39 PM
"Walking into a room and thinking you see someone on the other side of the window, scared to death you jump back and scream. Then you realize it was your reflection that scared you....lol
Dakotah (#20652)
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12-17-2011 at 10:36 PM
My reply
Lama (#4703)
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12-17-2011 at 10:12 PM
My entry! :-)
BluezNJazz (#13342)
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12-17-2011 at 10:10 PM
Well, one funny thing I remember was when a colt put his head through the arm of a chair...& got the chair stuck on his head :p <br /> <br /> He looked like a 4-pronged reindeer cause the legs were sticking up. :p<br /> <br /> (yes, he was calm & good natured as we giggled at him then we took the chair off)
morgainthe2 (#19029)
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12-17-2011 at 10:04 PM
Entering