Santa Paws: 5 Days Left -- Baby Griffin
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Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here, in the news, as well as in Mini Updates/Admin Updates, at some point before midnight. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.
Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although Santa Paws is also picking a secondary winner based on criteria listed at the end of this post :)
This drawing will be for: a Baby Griffin!
The winner will receive a Baby Griffin companion, which brings its owner gifts twice per month!!
P.S. Santa Paws told me he'll pull this round's second winner based on Punniest Holiday Joke. Who doesn't love a good pun? :D
Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although Santa Paws is also picking a secondary winner based on criteria listed at the end of this post :)
This drawing will be for: a Baby Griffin!
The winner will receive a Baby Griffin companion, which brings its owner gifts twice per month!!
P.S. Santa Paws told me he'll pull this round's second winner based on Punniest Holiday Joke. Who doesn't love a good pun? :D
nellyvixღ (#24)
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12-21-2011 at 9:46 AM
Down the Chimney<br /> What's red and white and black all over? Santa Claus entering a home through a chimney. He loves sliding down chimneys because it soots him. But he actually has a fear of getting stuck. That fear is called Santa Claus-trophobia. The way to get him out of the chimney is to pour Santa Flush on him. Occasionally Santa falls down a chimney. Then he's Santa Klutz. Since Santa has to go up and down a wide variety of chimneys on Christmas, should he have a yearly flue shot?
XXƉƦ. ✖ The Soldier [Professional Glitch Breeder] (#9)
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12-21-2011 at 9:44 AM
A Punny Christmas Story<br /> <br /> James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus. Naturally he titled it The Deer Sleigher. He could have also called it The Abdominal Snowman. On the inside cover appears a photograph of Santa taken with his North Polaroid camera.<br /> In the pages of this expose, you'll find out that Santa's primary language is North Polish. You'll learn that Santa and Mrs. Claus live in an icicle built for two and that he loves tending his three gardens and exulting, "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"<br /> <br /> You'll also discover that St. Nicholas is the main Claus. His wife is a relative Claus. His children are dependent Clauses. Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Claus. As a group, they're all renoun Clauses.
Rainwolfeh| r.i.p. Lennox + Schoep (#16354)
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12-21-2011 at 9:37 AM
Who does Santa hire when it's too stormy Christmas Eve?<br /> <br /> Raindeer<br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> Why did the knight go to the north pole?<br /> <br /> So he could sleigh the dragon.<br /> /fail<br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> <br /> Where do elves get their money?<br /> <br /> The peppermint.<br /> <br /> ---<br /> <br /> <br /> What's the punniest, funniest holiday joke ever?<br /> <br /> <br /> I don't snow.<br /> <br /> --<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> What's a reindeer's most favoritest game?<br /> <br /> Flyball!<br />
The-Lazy-Daisy (#20639)
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12-21-2011 at 9:37 AM
What's an ig?<br /> <br /> An eskimo's home without a loo!
Mimiheart (#12378)
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12-21-2011 at 9:32 AM
The Gryphon lifted up both its paws in surprise. “What! Never heard of uglifying!” it exclaimed. “You know what to beautify is, I suppose?”<br /> <br /> “Yes,” said Alice doubtfully: “it means—to—make—anything—prettier.”<br /> <br /> “Well, then,” the Gryphon went on, “if you don’t know what to uglify is, you are a simpleton.”
Kittylyn (#20245)
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12-21-2011 at 9:28 AM
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?<br /> <br /> Because every buck is dear to him.
Reverse.Echo (#20154)
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12-21-2011 at 9:17 AM
Sadly, I'm no good with jokes or puns. But I'll give it a shot:<br /> <br /> Where does Santa go swimming? <br /> "The North Pool."<br /> <br /> Santa's sleigh jingles too much. He won't win the No Bell Prize.<br /> <br /> (Oh, bleh. Made a mistake. I meant to post this from my side account, but somehow I forgot to change accounts and ended up posting it through this account . ;u;)<br /> <br />
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2011-12-21 06:29:09 by #20154
kermiteyes (#12389)
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12-21-2011 at 9:17 AM
What’s the first thing learnt by elves in school? <br /> Answer: The "elf"-abet!
katimersq (#15060)
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12-21-2011 at 9:15 AM
Joining on my side too!
ellenwood (Ala's official Corgi Factory!) (#17468)
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12-21-2011 at 9:11 AM
I'm not good at jokes.... I will enter though. I <3 Baby Griffin!
katimers (#15171)
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12-21-2011 at 9:10 AM
Happy Holidays!
Hano (#20650)
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12-21-2011 at 9:07 AM
"Why don't we ever hear about 'Olive,' the 10th reindeer?" asked Bert.<br /> "What 10th Reindeer?" asked Scott.<br /> "You know. Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
Izzannah Declene girlfriend of Hawkeyes the Avenger (#18318)
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12-21-2011 at 8:55 AM
Q:Who sits on the roof all night when they are naughty?<br /> A:an angry teen with a gun to shoot santa when he flies over
prncsstffany (#18437)
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12-21-2011 at 8:54 AM
my first entry into a contest here!
IsmaielDeath (Main) (#13875)
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12-21-2011 at 8:53 AM
enter me please^^
Feral Dustbunny (#3869)
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12-21-2011 at 8:50 AM
Fa lalala laaaah! Lala la laaaah! :)
-Chili- (#597)
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12-21-2011 at 8:42 AM
Sadly...I don't have any puns...
The Wizard of Ears (#3831)
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12-21-2011 at 8:36 AM
Oh,yes! Baby Griffin, please! :)<br /> <br /> And many thanks for your generosity!
Second Chance Rescues (#16500)
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12-21-2011 at 8:33 AM
Have great holidays for all of you ala :)
Steaks (#5484)
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12-21-2011 at 8:28 AM
id like to join :)