Loading, please wait...

Santa Paws: 8 Days Left - Magical Lifelong Locket!
Started By
8 days of Christmas!

Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here in Mini Updates/Admin Updates. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, no, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.

Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although we LOVE a good giggle (and it seems that perhaps the post that gets the biggest giggle out of us may be worth something, too.

This drawing will be for: A Magical Lifelong Locket!

The winner will be given their Magical Lifelong Locket after the drawing!

12-17-2011 at 10:47 AM
They say the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst.- Howl's Moving Castle.<br /> :)

12-17-2011 at 10:46 AM
So,a duck walked up to a lemonaid stand and he asked the man,runnin' the stand "Hey,got any grapes?" The man said,"Um,no this is a lemonaid stand...." Then the duck waddled away....waddle waddle waddle. The the duck walked up to the lemonaid stand and said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey,got any grapes?" Then the man said "Nope,but you know what eles were surving?" "Nope." "Roasted duck!" The duck waddled away...very disturbed...waddle waddle waddle.

12-17-2011 at 10:46 AM
I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took a arrow to the knee....

12-17-2011 at 10:44 AM
Why is there a gate around cemetaries?<br /> <br /> Because people are dying to get in!<br /> <br /> I know it is bad I couldn't think of anything. Corny jokes-0 Ala-1

12-17-2011 at 10:43 AM
*Posts* I'm too tired to think of anything funny. :P

12-17-2011 at 10:38 AM
If it looks like a duck,<br /> If it sounds like a duck,<br /> If it smells like a duck,<br /> It's a duck.

12-17-2011 at 10:36 AM
When life gives you skittles, chuck them at passerby's and scream "Taste the frickin' rainbow!!"

12-17-2011 at 10:33 AM
Post! *too lame to put a joke*<br />

12-17-2011 at 10:33 AM
When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic :3

12-17-2011 at 10:19 AM
Post. Am I too late? D:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br />

12-17-2011 at 10:17 AM
What'd the cowboy say when he lost his horse?<br /> <br /> "Where's my horse?!" <br /> <br /> LOLOL ok.... lame family joke, but makes me giggle every time :)

12-17-2011 at 10:15 AM
<a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/59/" rel=nofollow><br /> <img src=http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/rcookie.jpg alt= /></a><br /> Cyanide & Happiness @ <a href="http://www.explosm.net/" rel=nofollow>Explosm.net</a><br /> <br /> By the way, merry Christmas everyone!

12-17-2011 at 10:09 AM
post :D Too late, eh?

12-17-2011 at 10:08 AM
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?<br /> <br /> A golden receiver!<br /> (buh-dum-ch!)

12-17-2011 at 9:51 AM
Season's Greetings from Missouri, U.S.A!!!

12-17-2011 at 9:43 AM
<b>What did the duck say to the cashier?</b><br /> <br /> <i>Please put it on my bill, kind sir!</i><br /> <br /> Trololololololol. c:

12-17-2011 at 9:36 AM
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? <br /> <br /> <br /> I'll have a Boo Christmas without you...lol. Hey, I'm an Elvis fan. What can I say?<br /> <br /> Merry Christmas!

12-17-2011 at 9:33 AM
Hello!

12-17-2011 at 9:32 AM
<img src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/corgi-puppies.gif">

12-17-2011 at 9:30 AM
Merry Christmas!

Login

Username:
Password:
Signup
Username: *
Password:
confirm:
Email:
Birthday:
Referrer:
  • = required field
  • two accounts per person
  • email verification necessary
  • the secret question is in case you forget your username or need to reset your email address