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Santa Paws: 8 Days Left - Magical Lifelong Locket!
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8 days of Christmas!

Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here in Mini Updates/Admin Updates. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, no, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.

Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although we LOVE a good giggle (and it seems that perhaps the post that gets the biggest giggle out of us may be worth something, too.

This drawing will be for: A Magical Lifelong Locket!

The winner will be given their Magical Lifelong Locket after the drawing!

12-17-2011 at 12:38 PM
Just saw a squirrel in a tree, and I got really scared.<br /> No jokes.

12-17-2011 at 12:16 PM
I don't know what to say.

12-17-2011 at 12:14 PM
My favorite animal is a tardigrade. :)

12-17-2011 at 12:10 PM
"Anyone who says money can't buy happiness, doesn't know where to buy a dog." - Unknown.

12-17-2011 at 12:00 PM
Postt (:

12-17-2011 at 11:58 AM
I never win anything, but it doesn't hurt to enter anyway

12-17-2011 at 11:53 AM
"Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes."<br /> ~An old canine proverb

12-17-2011 at 11:51 AM
What did the dog say when she gave her pup a pig ear?<br /> <br /> Have a merry Christmas and a happy new EAR!<br /> <br /> lol...my pathetic attempt at a joke :)

12-17-2011 at 11:37 AM
Baloney!!! Yes That was the first thing that came to mind:D

12-17-2011 at 11:36 AM
I don't know what to say..

12-17-2011 at 11:35 AM
I can't think of anything creative.

12-17-2011 at 11:35 AM
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"<br /> - Dave Barry<br /> <br /> <b>THE</b> best thing about dogs.

12-17-2011 at 11:34 AM
I Love Jingle Bells!

12-17-2011 at 11:17 AM
:D tis the season to be jolly! :P
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2011-12-17 08:35:49 by #180

12-17-2011 at 11:11 AM
Post Post Posty<br /> There Now I have Entered :P

12-17-2011 at 11:09 AM
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?<br /> Season's Bleatings!<br /> <br /> A Christmas thought:<br /> STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.<br /> <br />

12-17-2011 at 11:02 AM
Happy cows come from california because in cali, there are happy cows. And lots of happy cows is a good thing. It means more ice cream and yogurt and cheese

12-17-2011 at 11:00 AM
Chuck Norris approves this contest. =D<br />

12-17-2011 at 10:57 AM
Only lame people don't post jokes.<br /> I am one of those lame people.

12-17-2011 at 10:48 AM
I am your friend, <br /> You smile, I smile. <br /> You cry, I cry. <br /> You jump off a bridge,<br /> I'm gonna miss your emails!
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2011-12-17 07:49:19 by #16434

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