Santa Paws: 8 Days Left - Magical Lifelong Locket!
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Kaelizilla (#5)
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8 days of Christmas!
Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here in Mini Updates/Admin Updates. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, no, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.
Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although we LOVE a good giggle (and it seems that perhaps the post that gets the biggest giggle out of us may be worth something, too.
This drawing will be for: A Magical Lifelong Locket!
The winner will be given their Magical Lifelong Locket after the drawing!
Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here in Mini Updates/Admin Updates. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, no, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.
Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although we LOVE a good giggle (and it seems that perhaps the post that gets the biggest giggle out of us may be worth something, too.
This drawing will be for: A Magical Lifelong Locket!
The winner will be given their Magical Lifelong Locket after the drawing!
NickerDoodle ♥ (#8687)
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12-17-2011 at 1:34 PM
Love everyone's jokes. Good luck to all! :)
lonny (#20635)
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12-17-2011 at 1:28 PM
Okay, here's the first cheesy dog joke that popped into my mind: <br /> <br /> Why are Dalmatians no good at hide and seek?<br /> 'cause They're always spotted!<br /> <br /> ...okay, not very original. I promise I'll try harder next time
katimersq (#15060)
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12-17-2011 at 1:24 PM
Joining!
mama of 4 little Santa's Elves (#11855)
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12-17-2011 at 1:24 PM
wow everyone has such good jokes:)<br />
Nudoru (#20250)
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12-17-2011 at 1:11 PM
Tehe Merry Christmas!<br /> <br /> Do you want to hear a dirty joke?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Are you sure?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Ok, here you go…<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> A white horse fell in the mud
Shay (#43)
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12-17-2011 at 1:08 PM
:B
Featherfury (#20058)
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12-17-2011 at 1:03 PM
I'm joining this one!
Leafdapple (#9375)
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12-17-2011 at 1:02 PM
These jokes are hilarious!
Gracie (#88)
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12-17-2011 at 1:02 PM
<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfco91mR4g1qg812to1_250.gif"><br /> <br />
Sammie (#10890)
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12-17-2011 at 12:57 PM
Why did the King go to the dentist??<br /> <br /> to get a new crown!!<br /> <br /> What do Gnomes do after School??<br /> <br /> Gnomework!!<br /> <br /> <br />
CatLover (#9253)
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12-17-2011 at 12:55 PM
Count me in.
Zombie Wolf(SilverLeaf) (#11646)
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12-17-2011 at 12:55 PM
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."<br /> <br /> The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us."<br /> <br /> The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "Just follow my lead."<br /> <br /> They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry man, no pets allowed."<br /> <br /> The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."<br /> <br /> The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pincher?"<br /> <br /> He says, "Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very good."<br /> <br /> The guy at the door says, "Come on in."<br /> <br /> The guy with the Chihuahua figures "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.<br /> <br /> The guy at the door says, "Sorry pal, no pets allowed."<br /> <br /> The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."<br /> <br /> The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"<br /> <br /> He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"<br />
Amber-deer (#13579)
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12-17-2011 at 12:52 PM
I love rabbits, just coming in this drawing
Inupait (#10834)
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12-17-2011 at 12:50 PM
What is the best Christmas present in the world?<br /> <br /> A broken drum - you can't beat it!.<br /> <br /> What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?<br /> <br /> Sandy claws.<br /> <br /> What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?<br /> <br /> Crisp Cringle.
Starwhisper (#16767)
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12-17-2011 at 12:50 PM
I'm not that funny, so I'm just gonna post ;)
Manda (#9370)
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12-17-2011 at 12:45 PM
Can't think of a good joke :P
Shinobu (#196)
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12-17-2011 at 12:44 PM
~Cuchulainn and Ameretat dash by~ o-o What on earth are those crazy dogs doing?<br /> ~dash by again~<br /> ~Ameretat tackles Cuchulainn and yips before fleeing in the opposite direction excitedly, tripping the next person in the room~<br /> O-O Sorry... My bad XD
Shiba Inupait (#10831)
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12-17-2011 at 12:42 PM
Did you know that all of santas raindeer have to be female? wanna no why? Its because males loose their horns after the rut so dont have them durring the christmas seasone! Happy Holidays everyone :)
cass313 (#12791)
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12-17-2011 at 12:40 PM
woof woof giggle giggle bow wow giggle giggle snort
AlexGaskarth ☠ (#15089)
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12-17-2011 at 12:38 PM
merrry christmas <3