12-17-2011 at 3:35 PM

Be good, lest Krampus get you! >8D

12-17-2011 at 3:18 PM

I found a REALLY funny dog joke site:<br /> <br /> http://www.top10-best.com/d/top_10_best_dog_jokes.html<br /> <br /> Here are some jokes from it:<br /> <br /> What is a dog's favorite city?<br /> <br /> New Yorkie!<br /> <br /> <br /> #9<br /> <br /> What kind of dog does Dracula have?<br /> <br /> A bloodhound!<br /> <br /> <br /> #8<br /> <br /> What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?<br /> <br /> A dog that chases low flying aircraft.<br /> <br /> <br /> #7<br /> <br /> How can you tell if you have a stupid dog?<br /> <br /> It chases parked cars.<br /> <br /> <br /> #6<br /> <br /> What do you get when you cross a small dog and a large boat?<br /> <br /> A Ship Tzu.<br /> <br /> <br /> #5<br /> <br /> Where do you put a noisy dog?<br /> <br /> In a barking lot.<br /> <br /> <br /> #4<br /> <br /> What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?<br /> <br /> A collie-flower!<br /> <br /> <br /> #3<br /> <br /> Why should you wear boots when it rains cats and dogs?<br /> <br /> You might step in a poodle!<br /> <br /> <br /> #2<br /> <br /> Why don't dogs make good dancers?<br /> <br /> Because they have two left feet.<br /> <br /> <br /> #1<br /> <br /> What do you get when you cross a dog with a lion?<br /> <br /> A really scared mailman!

12-17-2011 at 3:17 PM

Should Ravyn really be trying to post jokes and/or pick up lines in this thread?<br /> <br /> <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loyvi1mGEG1qc1zj2.gif">

12-17-2011 at 3:13 PM

If I had to chose between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA, because it has .U in it c: &lt;3

12-17-2011 at 2:59 PM

Just Santa's antics makes people happy :P

12-17-2011 at 2:52 PM

<img src=http://www.doggiesparadise.com/images/dog-jokes-5.jpg><br /> >:3

12-17-2011 at 2:51 PM

Entering!!! Good luck to all!!!

12-17-2011 at 2:29 PM

What did Alduin say to Dovahkiin Tom?<br /> <br /> We can't tell, we don't know Dragon.<br /> <br /> <br /> (Ahahaha, fail...)

12-17-2011 at 2:27 PM

Also give credit to (#6878) :)<br /> <br /> "On the 1st day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me, one dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 2nd day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me, 2 pickled birds and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 3rd day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 4th day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me 4 torn pillows, 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds, and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 5th day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me 5 wet licks.. 4 torn pillows, 3 rabbit ears, two pickled birds and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 6th day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me, 6 rawhide bones, 5 wet licks.. four torn pillows, 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 7th day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me, 7 little puppies, 6 rawhide bones, 5 wet licks.. 4 torn pillows, 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 8th day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me, 8 rubber balls, 7 little puppies, 6 rawhide bones, 5 wet licks.. 4 torn pillows 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 9th day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me, 9 chwed shoes, 8 rubber balls, 7 little puppies, 6 rawhide bones, 5 wet licks.. 4 torn pillows, 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 10th day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me 10 little paws, 9 chewed shoes, 8 rubber balls, 7 little puppies, 6 rubber bones, 5 wet licks.. 4 torn pillows, 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 11th day of Xmas my doggeh gave to me, 11 empty food bowls, 10 little paws, 9 chewed shoes, 8 rubber balls, 7 little puppies, 6 rawhide bones, 5 wet licks.. 4 torn pillows, 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds, and a dead toad.<br /> <br /> On the 12th day of Christmas my doggeh gave to me, 12 drummming Dachshunds, 11 empty food bowls, 10 little paws, 9 chewed shoes, 8 rubber balls, 7 little puppies, 6 rawhide bones, 5 wet licks.. 4 torn pillows, 3 rabbit ears, 2 pickled birds and a dead toad.<br />

12-17-2011 at 2:25 PM

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? <br /> <br /> So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!

12-17-2011 at 2:22 PM

What do guard's dogs say?<br /> I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the stifle.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Not very funny to some... but my brother laughed at it :P

12-17-2011 at 2:21 PM

Blix is too lazy for a gif atm, so you jus get me. :B

12-17-2011 at 2:17 PM

"What does a snowman eat for breakfast?"<br /> <br /> "Frosted Flakes!"<br /> <br /> ---

12-17-2011 at 2:16 PM

I'd love to enter again if that's alright :) I love cheesy dog breed jokes XD 8D. &lt;3<br /> <br /> What dog is the best at algebra?<br /> <br /> Mathtiffs. :)

12-17-2011 at 1:50 PM

A dead elf sat on a christmas tree.It was 4 feet to the ground below him,3 feet to the right,2 feet to the left and five feet in back.Which way did he jump?<br /> <br /> He didn't,he was dead.Haha.

12-17-2011 at 1:46 PM

I wish to enter B)<br />

12-17-2011 at 1:46 PM

I wish I could try harder to get to the point about...What was it again? Hey what ever... Merry Christmas Ya'll!

12-17-2011 at 1:46 PM

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."<br /> ~ Ben Williams

12-17-2011 at 1:42 PM

Merry Christmas everyone :)

12-17-2011 at 1:39 PM

Might as well enter this one as well. Merry Christmas!