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Santa Paws: 8 Days Left - Magical Lifelong Locket!
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8 days of Christmas!

Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here in Mini Updates/Admin Updates. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, no, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.

Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although we LOVE a good giggle (and it seems that perhaps the post that gets the biggest giggle out of us may be worth something, too.

This drawing will be for: A Magical Lifelong Locket!

The winner will be given their Magical Lifelong Locket after the drawing!

12-17-2011 at 7:09 PM
Most of the jokes I know have complicated backstories and/or are not site appropriate :x <br /> <br /> Uh...<br /> <br /> Um...<br /> <br /> Hm...<br /> <br /> Nope, go nothin' funny. Do I get points for entering with creepy cuteness? Commence the bucket-o-rat:<br /> <img src="http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383083_2425254876160_1395150430_32285578_1086266266_a.jpg">

12-17-2011 at 6:57 PM
I...have no jokes. I am not a funny person. -.-

12-17-2011 at 6:54 PM
Happy Holidays. xD <br /> *Uncreative*

12-17-2011 at 6:47 PM
Happy holidays~

12-17-2011 at 6:33 PM
*and enters there*

12-17-2011 at 6:32 PM
I don't have any site appropriate jokes :P <br /> <br /> *enters here*

12-17-2011 at 6:13 PM
I love christmas!!&lt;3

12-17-2011 at 5:57 PM
What do you do when a Dingo charges you? Take away his credit card ;-)<br /> <br />

12-17-2011 at 5:40 PM
One of Emirates' nicknames for me is ``Burglesnurp``. <br /> <br /> n_n;

12-17-2011 at 5:21 PM
If Rudolphs nose is red then what color is Bluedolph's

12-17-2011 at 4:56 PM
The Wizard is extremely funny, but only in dog language. :3<br />

12-17-2011 at 4:52 PM
I just joined a few minutes ago- so I am a bit confused still. :)

12-17-2011 at 4:46 PM
Entering!~

12-17-2011 at 4:42 PM
Why is a Borzoi's muzzle so long? <br /> <br /> Because they are really bad lairs! (Like Pinocchio)

12-17-2011 at 4:41 PM
entering, unfortuntly i am very unfunny so i'll spare you guys the groans ;P

12-17-2011 at 4:39 PM
Feral's mom is going to have his DNA done because someone said Feral looked like there might be some chupacabra in the mix. Up until that remark, she had just thought he was Brussels Griffon and Pit Bull. :3<br /> <br />

12-17-2011 at 4:13 PM
entering.. good luck

12-17-2011 at 3:54 PM
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, from Victoria to Halifax, across the Hudson Bay"<br /> <br /> Its called Canadian Jingle Bells by Troy Townsin, and made me chuckle 'cause I live in Canada.<br /> Also, not very themed, but this book trailer ::<br /> http://youtu.be/4LI5DgbOtzk<br />

12-17-2011 at 3:48 PM
Only 7 days till Christmas :D

12-17-2011 at 3:43 PM
...I can't tell if all the jokes are funny or just sad.

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