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Santa Paws: 9 Days Left -- Custom Dog Certificate!

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Santa Paws has decided to hold daily drawings for special items! Each of these drawings will be posted each day here, in Admin Updates, at some point before midnight. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance to choose the winner. The rules are simple, but they are straightforward.

Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight--and we don't care what your post says, although we LOVE a good giggle--, Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!

This drawing will be for: A Free Custom Dog Certificate!

The winner will be contacted after the drawing with instructions for the creation of their custom dog. There are NO breed or marking restrictions! GO WILD!

Happy Howlidays!
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12-17-2011 at 12:38 AM

I'm no good at jokes or puns, so I'd rather leave the jokes to others. xD

12-17-2011 at 12:37 AM

woof woof bow wow

12-17-2011 at 12:34 AM

Shay's post frightens me XD

12-17-2011 at 12:34 AM

Happy Holidays!! :)

12-17-2011 at 12:32 AM

...and posting from my side too, in order to maximise my chances.

12-17-2011 at 12:32 AM

*Entering this* I can't think of anything funny right now, hopefully I'll come up with something better to post on the future ones.

12-17-2011 at 12:32 AM

Ever wonder why grandma was ran over by Santa's reindeer? Some say grandma accidentally sprayed reindeer-nip instead of perform. Other's say it was because her Christmas clothing was too bright for reindeer like shiny things --hence why people put Christmas lights on their house so the reindeer will be attracted to them. Some of grandma's friends believed it was because grandma called out to Santa to offer some cookies hearing the word cookies make Santa overjoyed and aimed for the cookies while running grandma over. Yet, none of those tells were true. There's one no one has heard of before and I am the only who knows it. The reason why grandma was ran over by Santa's reindeer was because Santa wanted to know why Miss Claus was away from the North Pole. Poor Grandma Claus she had gotten a nice bump on the head. Grandpa Claus was out in the gingerbread dog house for a month! Without any sweet goodies and hot cocoa to go with his meals. Oh, well Grandpa Claus should have landed the sleigh not on top of Grandma Claus. -shrugs then goes back to reading a book by the warm fireplace- Hoped you enjoyed and have an nice early Merry Christmas from wolfy luffs :D

12-17-2011 at 12:28 AM

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, there was a tap at the window... ...What a silly place to put a tap. :P

12-17-2011 at 12:28 AM

Dear Mr. Santa Paws, All I want for Christmas is a Custom dog Certificate No no...aFree Custom Dog Certificate Pwease Pwease Mr.Santa Paws I think I've been a very Good Girl I have been wanting one for a while and since I haven't gotten one yet I descided to write you Santa I have been doing the dishes, and following the rules,feeding my dogs,playing with my dogs,Laundry ,and doing my Chore without being asked Mr.Santa Paws Please Please Choose me for it I know you have been watching me I and know you know if I'm Naughty or Nice I'm Derinatly Nice and You have been checking your list twice so I hope I'm on your Nice list Santa I believe I'm a Good Girl Love Sammie P.S Santa I also was teaching my dogs:) P.P.S I'm Very good right?? P.P.P.S I really want one Santa Paws xoxoxo

12-17-2011 at 12:24 AM

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

12-17-2011 at 12:21 AM

Merry Christmas everyone!

12-17-2011 at 12:21 AM

Ha ha ha ha have a Christmas cookie from Zee-anta claws! *Jingling bells sounds and slightly creepy background laughter*

12-17-2011 at 12:21 AM

-flails-

12-17-2011 at 12:21 AM

Aaand posting once over here, also.

12-17-2011 at 12:20 AM

*posts once before midnight*

12-17-2011 at 12:18 AM

Ho-ho-ho and a merry Christmas from Zee-anta's side! *Hoheeheehahahehohoheehehohahaha*

12-17-2011 at 12:18 AM

My dogs eat grass. So if they were following the "you are what you eat" rule they would be grass . . .

12-17-2011 at 12:16 AM

This seems fun ^^

12-17-2011 at 12:14 AM

JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY 8D

12-17-2011 at 12:12 AM

HowomanHo! Merry Christmas! XD

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