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Santa Paws: 8 Days Left - Magical Lifelong Locket!
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8 days of Christmas!

Santa Paws his holding daily drawings for special items up until Christmas! These drawings will be posted each day both here in Mini Updates/Admin Updates. There is one prize per drawing and it's completely up to chance (haha, no, NOT the companion!) to choose the winner. The rules are simple and they are straightforward, but they are not to be trifled with.

Read the Rules!:
1.) Post ONCE in this thread before Midnight Ala time, on the day the thread is posted in order to be entered into the drawing. (If you post more than once, you may be disqualified from the running)
2.) You may post once per account.
3.) Players found creating more than the 2 allowed accounts to enter these contests will be BANNED from Alacrity; no exceptions. Don't do it -- we hate banning people.
4.) All Alacrity standard rules still apply! If you're not familiar with them, please take some time to do so -- you can find the link at the bottom of every page!
5.) We don't care what your post says, provided you follow the above rules, although we LOVE a good giggle (and it seems that perhaps the post that gets the biggest giggle out of us may be worth something, too.

This drawing will be for: A Magical Lifelong Locket!

The winner will be given their Magical Lifelong Locket after the drawing!

12-17-2011 at 9:58 PM
entering =)

12-17-2011 at 9:44 PM
Entering

12-17-2011 at 9:28 PM
The dogs barking "Jingle Bells" on the novelty record were not dogs at all, but parrots, which can mimic dogs and are easier to train.

12-17-2011 at 9:23 PM
What did one shepherd say to another?<br /> <br /> Let's get the flock out of here!

12-17-2011 at 9:04 PM
What do doggies call frozen feces?<br /> <br /> Poopsicles!

12-17-2011 at 9:00 PM
Chanukah Sameach!

12-17-2011 at 8:57 PM
What did the dog say to his brother as he was scratching himself?<br /> <br /> Fleas Navidad!

12-17-2011 at 8:43 PM
what did the Pitbull say to the horse? why the long face lol

12-17-2011 at 8:40 PM
Dashing through the snow, On a pair of broken skiis. Over the hills we go, Crashing into trees. The snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead. I woke up in a hospital With stiches in my head. Oh! Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead Rudolph took a 22, And shot him in the head. Oh! Barbie doll, barbie doll, Tried to save his life, But GI Joe from Mexico Stabbed her with a knife. =)

12-17-2011 at 8:38 PM
Entering! <br /> <br /> -insert hysterical knee-slapper of a joke here, potentially, later-

12-17-2011 at 8:31 PM
*Signing My Name*

12-17-2011 at 8:23 PM
~~!!**Enters**!!~~<br /> (In style) ;)

12-17-2011 at 8:21 PM
Ugh *out of ideas*<br /> <br /> Most of my jokes are very inappropriate so . . . Uh merry christmas and have lots of eggnog *even though I don't like eggnog*

12-17-2011 at 8:21 PM
I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year!! &lt;3

12-17-2011 at 7:46 PM
I don't have any jokes but I do love the 12 Days of Christmas Mayhem Commercial. It always makes me laugh. :P<br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCEgF1oSRDw

12-17-2011 at 7:37 PM
Feliz Navidad, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. c: Yup, this is my entry post.

12-17-2011 at 7:26 PM
*dont have any jokes* but enters now =)

12-17-2011 at 7:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NJ4nC4gkPY<br /> <br /> The singer of my favorite band riding a little girl bike haha

12-17-2011 at 7:17 PM
Have a Mikki Christmas! <br /> <br /> Mwahahahahahahaha! xD

12-17-2011 at 7:11 PM
Commence the (second dose of) bucket-o-rat:<br /> <img src="http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383083_2425254876160_1395150430_32285578_1086266266_a.jpg"><br /> <br /> /entered

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